Saturday, November 04, 2006

    November Surprise! AOL/ABC do their part for the Democrats!

In an effort to further damage President Bush and the administration, and incidently damage the military, AOL/ABC have decided that this is the perfect time to unveil a joint undercover effort to prove that the military is lying to new recruits.

Under the headline "Cameras Show Army Recruiters Misleading Students" they layout a clandestine effort to catch military recruiters who lied to recruits in order to get them to enlist.

This thinly disguised "November Surprise" is wonderfully timed, the weekend before the election to elicit the greatest damage to the administration, while allowing little or no time to rebutt the story.

Congratulations AOL/ABC! I have to give you credit for originality. While most of the mainstream media has focused its attention on lying about situation on the ground in Iraq, ignoring the high moral and record levels of reinlistments, AOL/ABC has decided to attack the recruitment efforts!

"Nobody is going over to Iraq anymore?" one student asks a recruiter.

"No, we're bringing people back," he replies.

"We're not at war. War ended a long time ago," another recruiter says.

Last year, the Army suspended recruiting nationwide to retrain recruiters following hundreds of allegations of improprieties.

One Colorado student taped a recruiting session posing as a drug-addicted dropout.

"You mean I'm not going to get in trouble?" the student asked.

The recruiters told him no, and helped him cheat to sign up.

SEE? There is an explanation why the military is meeting enlistment goals nationwide, despite involvment in an unpopular war. They lie! These poor unsuspecting recruits are totally unaware of the situation in Iraq, having never before viewed anything concerning Iraq on their television screen. Despite the MSM constant barrage of bad news from the theater of war, these poor dumb high school kids are being duped into record numbers I might add!

What a bunch of morons we have in our military! Too stupid to hope to get a job anywhere else, in the worst economy in the history of the union, they are falling for the military lies; hook, line and sinker! (End of snark!)
Yet ABC News found one recruiter who even claimed if you didn't like the Army, you could just quit.

"It's called a 'Failure to Adapt' discharge," the recruiter said. "It's an entry-level discharge so it won't affect anything on your record. It'll just be like it never happened."
Yeah, that's what I always heard. If you don't like it in the military, just leave. Nobody will care! Yeah, that's the ticket...just leave!

Thank you AOL/ABC for proving once again which side of the war on terror you are on!


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